Chelesa: So, the White House has finally released the long form of the certificate of live birth for Barack Obama because Donald Trump was demanding it.  He’s taking credit for this, saying, “Today I’m very proud of myself because I’ve accomplished what nobody else has been able to accomplish.”  First of all…shut up.  Second of all, two of your last three wives aren’t American and your fourth one hasn’t even been born yet.

Chelsea Handler cracks me up!